How to cut yourself with chicken meat.

[One Classy Bloke]

I was making a curry the other day, and i needed to get some chicken out. However, it was still frozen, and while i was trying to get it out of the pack, i cut myself.

Is this a sign? Are chickens fighting back from beyond the grave?!!

(Basicly, go insane. This is the consprisy theory topic. Make them as insane as possible)

[justwildbeat]

Two weeks ago my piano teacher was attacked by a leg of lamb. It fell off of it's shelve when she opened the door. left a nasty blister on her foot too. Huge in fact ...

[Nevan]

I saw a UFO... once...

[squirrelboy]

i swear my gf is possessed by sata (ask xel...we called her satan girl when she first arrived at our school)...and after a year of dating, i still think she's possessed...still love her tho...

[Nevan]

Uh... Okay?

[mrwiseman]

Is not that strangely erotic?

[squirrelboy]

yeah, it is...but its kinda wierd...

[Templar Zeratul]

My friend has a theory about the swiss and the cows taking over the world...I'll have to ask him waht it was again so I can tell you guys about it, its hilarious.

[PhoenixKingSizer]

Video games are the real world. We are living in the fake one.

[Dreamer7000]

*high5 with Sizer* Totally agrres, we live in paralell dimension thingys, lol, a the fake and real world can1t be really found, they are crossing eachothers path, and creating this illusion, inprisoning the Video gams in such misery, but once we get to a point, we will brake out, undo this foolish real world, and all a fave chars will live among US!!